Archive for December, 2010

I’m not just a font. I am a force of motherfucking nature

December 23, 20105:06pm

…I’m not just a font. I am a force of moth­er­fuck­ing nature and I will not rest until every uptight arm­chair typog­ra­pher cock-hat like you is sur­rounded by my lov­able, comic-book inspired, sans-serif badassery

I’m Comic Sans, Asshole

Argos catalogue from 1985

December 15, 20104:16pm

via trip­pyglit­ters’ Flickr set

Visualising Friendships — Facebook world connections

11:28am

World Facebook Connections

Face­book Intern Paul But­ler delves into Face­book data to reveal an alter­na­tive map of the world through its 500 mil­lion mem­bers’ social con­nec­tions rather than polit­i­cal or geo­graph­i­cal borders.

via BBC News

I read about an Eskimo hunter who asked the local missionary priest

December 8, 201010:12am

I read about an Eskimo hunter who asked the local mis­sion­ary priest, ‘If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?’ ‘No,’ said the priest, ‘not if you did not know.’ ‘Then why,’ asked the Eskimo earnestly, ‘did you tell me?’

Annie Dil­lard, Pil­grim at Tin­ker Creek, 1974

Cao Lau recipe: How to cook the pork and noodle dish from Hoi An, Vietnam

December 1, 201012:26pm

Dur­ing a recent trip to Viet­nam I sought out this dish unique to Hoi An. I’d tried it first on trip to South East Asia in my 20s and never for­got how deli­cious it is. I man­aged to source the recipe below, pub­lished for prosperity.

Water source: In Hội An Faifo and sur­round­ings such as Cẩm Khê, there still remain old square wells that the Cham peo­ple dug from hun­dreds of years ago. Water from these wells is used for drink­ing and cook­ing, and it has a unique fla­vor. The most famous well is Well Bá Lễ.

Lye solu­tion: Lye is made from ashes of trees. Dif­fer­ent trees give dif­fer­ent lye solu­tions. This par­tic­u­lar lye solu­tion that is used to make cao lầu’s noo­dle is from “tro” tree grown in Cham Island nearby.

Rice: The rice to make cao lầu’s noo­dle is of a local rice vari­ety. The rice used is nei­ther freshly har­vested nor too aged. The rice is washed, soaked in Hội An’s well water and lye solu­tion. After that the soaked rice is ground into a thick paste, poured into cot­ton bags to drain excess water. The paste becomes dough, and is kneaded. The thin dough is briefly steamed, cut into strings, and steamed again until the noo­dle becomes com­pletely cooked. The noo­dle is left in open air for its sur­face to dry. When used, the noo­dle is blanched briefly in hot water. Cao lầu’s noo­dle has more tex­ture and doesn’t have a sour fla­vor of reg­u­lar rice noodle.

Xá xíu (Trans­la­tor: This is Viet­namese pro­nun­ci­a­tion of Chi­nese bar­be­cue pork, char siu): About 500g lean pork butt, cut to about 5cm thick. Mix­ture: 5g Chi­nese five-spice pow­der + 1/2 tea­spoon salt + 1/4 tea­spoon ground pep­per + 1 table­spoon minced gar­lic + 2 table­spoons soy sauce. Mar­i­nate the pork in the mix­ture for 40 min­utes. Heat a small pot in low heat, add 2 table­spoons cook­ing oil, and pan fry the pork a lit­tle, then add boil­ing water to cover the meat. You can also use coconut juice instead of water. Sim­mer until the liq­uid is reduced to lit­tle remain­ing. The pork should now be ten­der. When used, slice it into thin pieces.

Stock: Cook 500g pork bones in 3 liters of water and 100 typo error? dried shal­lots. Sim­mer and skim the fat often until about 2.5 liters stock is left. Remove the bones and shal­lot from the stock. Sea­son the stock with salt and MSG Ori­en­tal food, of course! to taste.

Pork rind: Select the thinnest pork skin, and remove all the fat. Cut the skin to small pieces of about 2 cm wide, and mar­i­nate for 30 min­utes in the same kind of mix­ture you use to make xá xíu. Deep fry in high heat? the pork rind until crispy. Let the pork rind drain.

Herb: Húng lủi Men­tha aquat­ica L.; water mint, cut to short stems. Chive, minced. Cilantro also.

Pre­sen­ta­tion: Put noo­dle and water mint in a bowl. Place slices of xá xíu on top. Throw in some pork rind and minced chive. Pour just a litte of the stock into the bowl. Also throw in some cilantro on top. Put a dash of pepper.

New mod­i­fi­ca­tions: Some peo­ple now add dry shrimp, dry squid in the soup stock to add more fla­vor with a ratio of 10g dry squid or shrimp and 1/2 liter of water. Some also use chicken stock instead, but this gives dif­fer­ent fla­vor. Some add more vari­eties of herb, minced. Uncooked bean sprout, roasted peanut, rice crack­ers that are bro­ken in small pieces…are also used. Some even use boiled chicken meat cut into squares, sauteed shrimp. Some cao lầu noo­dle has a deep yel­low color of tumeric, and is only seen in Saigon. Trans­la­tor note: Lye solu­tion is widely used in Chi­nese yel­low wheat noo­dle to make tougher texture.

via How to cook Cao Lau — noodlepie.